It was going to be a train wreck. I knew it, the whole world knew it.
But still, I watched, hopeful that our little Britney would surprise us.
Instead of surprise, it was mostly shock and awe as she wriggled apathetically across the MTV Video Music Awards stage under what
appeared to be the influence of some sort of mind-altering substance during her performance of “Gimmie, Gimmie.”
First she pranced back and forth in her bra and panties, then decided since she wasn’t doing a great job lip syncing, she just wouldn’t mouth the words either.
Combo’ed with a bad weave, her performance was sad. There was barely even booty-shakin going on.
MTV could have saved a truckload of money by hiring a stripper who’d at least be more enthusiastic about gyrating on the stage with the men Brit was dancing in and out of.
(She even grabbed at one of thier crotches, which I’m not sure was planned from the look on his face.) 
Diddy looked as if he was ready to bolt. 50 cent just stared blankly in disbelief. Rhianna and the girl next to her exchanged knowing looks and uncomfortable giggles.
Apparently, being rich and young in Hollywood can buy you enough crack to help make a fool of yourself once again, this time in front of a live audience to be youtubed for the rest of her existance.
Check out this link to see Brit in action. http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1568788…
On to why I couldn’t sleep last night, and a much better time spent in front of a flickering screen.
I had no problem falling asleep on the couch last night. It was when I moved into the bedroom and tried to fall asleep again that I went over every scenario possible concerning how I’d escape a psychopath if he broke into my apartment.
For those of you who know me. You know my love for horror movies.
And…you know my top three fears in the world: sharks, the dark and Michael Myers.
Laugh if you want. Go ahead. But my friends have the understanding that if anyone dresses up like Michael Myers for Halloween they will probably be punched simply from a gut reaction. (A side note. Shark costumes don’t bother me. You can dress like a shark.)

So, it was with a therapeutic intent that I went to see the new Halloween movie with a couple of friends last night. I’ve seen all the Halloween movies, multiple times.
This flick was disturbing and went back further into the reasoning and transformation of Michael before catching up to the main storyline everyone is familiar with.
It was bloody and startling.
I jumped like a high school girl several times. And, I know Michael Myers is a fictional character. However, I couldn’t help but try and play out what would happen if “Michael,” or any other mask-wearing, knife-wielding person were to bust down the door or through the window of my apartment.
Would I break for the door at the opposite end of the place? Would I remember to grab the keys? Would I run to the road, or into the woods (Not the latter, obviously, we all know what happens when you take off for the woods. That’s like asking to be murdered.)
The conclusion I came to was it would probably be beneficial to take off for the stairs and start knocking on everyone’s doors as I passed by. That would possibly wake the neighbors enough to
call the police. And, it would provide many more victims for the assailant to choose from as they emerged sleepily from their homes, affording me the opportunity to escape.
I don’t know my neighbors. So, therefore, they are expendable.
As always, I’m not sure the remake was as good as the original…but it was worth seeing…especially for horror fans.
I figure it’s good training for the real world, too. Everyone needs their own escape plan in case of serial killer invasion.